officialunitedstates:

mustanxiety:

officialunitedstates:

if I had two dogs and trained them both in how to run the dishwasher would they take turns doing it or would I have to train them in how to take turns as well

why not teach one to load it and one to unload it?

honestly hadn’t even considered that so thanks for the great suggestion

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

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